Letter for a keyboard

My dearly sensitive keyboard, i shall handle you with care. I shall provide you with the best words that come from me, i shall give you anything clear or clearly represented by font algarisms descende(a)nt of greek, roman, african, american, and vatican habits or even cultural diseases. The letters will be kept straight right there without ever being removed or (un)released by any dumbass animal that don´t write retarded stuff or maybe don´t tell. Sentences, commas, periods and dates won´t be promised anyway. Unless, of course, we could have a contract. My muscles are contracted. By the way, they have been stretched several times during the day, and you, by the way -it´s very nice to have my hands on you. To keep you clean and fit, i´m gonna blow in every hole that´s been used and seen. It´s written, it´s said, it´s started, it´s a new idea, a new era, a new time for the better.